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Starting during the 2009 Puffle Party, Club Penguin changes the jokes to something different during each party, that go along with the party’s theme. Here are all the jokes from each party:

Puffle Party 2009:

UNKNOWN. If you have any of them please email them to us at cp.memories@yahoo.com

St. Patrick’s Day Party 2009:

Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day so much?
Because they’re always wearing green!

What happens when a leprechaun falls in water?
He gets wet!

Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
To get the pot o’ gold in the other side!

What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck!

Penguin 1: Knock, knock!
Penguin 2: Who’s there?
Penguin 1: Irish.
Penguin 2: Irish who?
Penguin 1: Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.

Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
Because they’re very short-tempered!

What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A little green penguin with a croak of gold!

April Fools Day Party 2009:

Was there any? We don’t know. Email us at cp.memories@yahoo.com if you do.

Medieval Party 2009:

What’s a dragon’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader!

Where do kings and queens get crowned?
On the head!

What’s big and scary and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?
A dragon trying to get rid of hiccups!

Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we didn’t listen the first time!

What is a knight’s favorite game?
Knights and crosses!

What time is it when a knight looks at his belly button?
It is the middle of the night!

When is a piece of wood like a king?
When it’s a ruler!

Adventure Party 2009:

What kind of tree do fingers grow on?
A palm tree!

What did the big flower say to a little flower?
How are you bud?

What did the tree wear to the pool?
Swimming trunks!

Where does a ship go when it’s sick?
To the Dock!

How do trees count?
One two tree!

What does a shark eat for dinner?
Fish and ships!

What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday!!

How do trees get on the internet?
The log in!

Why did the penguin cross the beach?
To get to the other tide!

Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Music Jam 2009:

What did the dentist give Penguin Band?
A tuba tooth paste!

How does a penguin fix a broken guitar?
Igloos it together!

Whats a penguins favorite type of music?
Flip Hop!

Why does the sea make a good audience?
Its always waving!

Why are penguins the best dancers?
Because they have some cool moves!

How did Aunt Arctic make a band stand?
She took away their chairs!

Why wouldn’t the clam let the penguin join his band?
Because he was a little shell fish

Whats a mummys favorite type of music?
Wrap!

Why does Frank prefer guitars over fish?
Because you can’t tuna fish!

What makes music on your head?
A head band!

Festival of Flight 2009:

What holds up the sun in the sky?
Sun Beams!

Why is it so windy at sporting events?
Because of all the fans!

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What invention lets you see through walls?
Windows!

Why are pilots so successful?
Because they go up in the world!

How do you find out what the weather is like on the top of a mountain?
You climate!

What should you say to your buddies before they play Jetpack Adventure?
Beak careful out there!

What’s the richest type of air?
A billion air!

How do you find out the weather when you are on holiday?
You go outside and look up!

Fall Fair 2009

UNKNOWN. If you have any of them please email them to us at cp.memories@yahoo.com

Halloween Party 2009

UNKNOWN. If you have any of them please email them to us at cp.memories@yahoo.com

Great Snow Maze 2009

Where do you find wild Yetis?
It depends where you left them!

What do you call a Yeti in a Snow Maze?
Lost!

What’s Black and White and Red all Over?
An embarassed penguin!

How does a penguin make ice cream?
With its flippers!

What steps should you take if you see a Yeti?
Very large ones!

What do you call a gigantic Yeti?
Nothing, you just run away!

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!

What do Yetis eat for dinner?
Ice-burgers!

Holiday Party 2009

What is the first thing elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Holly
Holly Who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary Who?
Mary Christmas!

What do reindeer hang on their christmas trees?
Horn-amanets!

What happens if you eat Christmas Decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!

How long should a reindeer’s legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.

What hides in a bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

What did one snowman say to another?
Do you smell carrots?

What goes oh oh oh?
Santa walking backwards

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!

Puffle Party 2010:

What do you get when you mix a puffle and chocolate?
Truffles!

What do you call a puffle in the desert?
Lost!

How do puffles like their dinner?
O Berry well!

What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!

What is the coldest part of the Antarctic?
A penguin’s flippers!

What’s cute and fluffy and jumps a lot?
A puffle with hiccups!

What did the banana say when the puffle stepped on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!

Why did the puffle cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

What do you call a puffle with a cold?
A snuffle!

What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!

Penguin Play Awards:

Why did the squid cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!

What kind of fish walks down the red carpet?
A starfish!

Why didn’t the hotdog star in the play?
Because the rolls weren’t good enough!

Where do penguins go swimming?
At the south pool!

What kind of ship never sinks?
Friend-ship!

Why does the sea make a good audience?
It’s always waving!

Why don’t penguins tell jokes about popcorn?
Because they’re so corny!

Why are penguins the best dancers?
Because they have some cool moves!

April Fools Day Party 2010

What is a bird’s favorite cookie?
Chocolate chirp!

What do you call a polar bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear!

How do trees get on the computer?
They log in!

What do you calla lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!

How do you warm up a cold wall?
You give it a second coat!

What bird tells the best jokes?
A comedi-hen!

Why do A’s look like flowers?
Because B’s come after them!

Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!

Why aren’t fish good tennis players?
They don’t like getting close to the net!

What do you call a dinosaur that’s never late?
A pronto-saurus!

Earth Day Party 2010:

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!

What do you get if you cross a shark with a flower?
I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!

What’s black and yellow and goes zzub zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards!

What’s the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek!

How does a tree count?
One, two tree!

Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words!

Why do potatoes make great secret agents?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi to be with!

Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a B comes after it

Why is a garden like a story?
Because they have plots!

How do trees get on the internet?
They just log in!

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a garden? Because corn has ears…potatoes have eyes… and the beanstalk!

Medieval Party 2010:

Why did the princess go to the print shop?
To find her Prints Charming!

Why did the king to do the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!

When do castles and kingdoms sleep?
Why it’s knight-time!

What’s a knight’s favorite fish?
A swordfish!

Why did the king draw straight lines?
Because he was a ruler!

Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we didn’t listen the first time!

What’s big and scary and wears sunglasses?
A dragon on holiday!

What time is it when a knight looks at his belly button?
The middle of the knight!

Halloween Party 2010:

Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store!

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!

What monster likes to dance the most?
The Boogieman!

What’s a ghost’s favorite treat?
Ice-scream!

What do ghosts wear to parties?
A boo-tie!

What do ghosts have in their coffee?
Scream and sugar!

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos!

What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets!

What do monsters use in their hair?
Scare spray!

Card-Jitsu Water Jokes:

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships!

What goes up when rain comes down?
Umbrellas!

What is the best kind of water to dance on?
Tap water!

Why is the river so rich?
Because it has two banks!

What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel!

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck!

Where does a boat go when it’s sick?
To the dock!

Why did the whale swim across the ocean?
To get to the other tide!

What did the sea say to the iceberg?
Nothing, it just waved!

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